For The Love Of Semen – Part II

July the 21st 2008 Over the past few months I have fucked about twenty or twenty-five guys here and there. I thought you might also be interested in my thoughts with regard to semen. For you men out there, here are some hints on how to get your lady to let you cum on her face or body, and for you ladies, here are some impressions from another woman that may dispel your fears or anxieties. First, guys, I think I speak for most of us when I say that we do not like to be forced to do anything. Yes, it is all right once in a while to play-act a fantasy, but if we know you are really pushy about it, it can be a turn-off. Second, and perhaps most important, you can hardly expect a woman to be excited about spreading her lips for you if you will not go down and give her some attention as well. Any guy who will not perform cunnilingus does not deserve a blowjob himself, right girls? And learn how to do it properly! Ask her. She will tell you. I myself like nice long licks up and down my pussy lips, and nibbling on my clit. Other women might like something else. Thirdly, make sure you are clean as a whistle. We girls do not appreciate a cock that tastes like day-old pee, or has white creamy bits under the foreskin. If we wanted cheese we would go to the deli, thank you very much! Fourth, before you cum in our mouth, warn us. We may not want it there, or we may need to get ready to swallow so it does not choke us. There is nothing grosser than having some guy cum down in your mouth, having it go down the wrong pipe, and coughing it all up all over the place, right? Do not be afraid to kiss your lady after she has swallowed your cum. It will not kill you, and it will usually make the woman feel that you really love her. What woman wants to be expected to swallow your cum if you will not even touch it yourself? Overall, be considerate, clean, and make the lady feel like you really appreciate what she is doing, not that you expect her to lay there and let you spurt all over her just because you are the man, and she is the woman. Okay, girls, for those of you, if there are there really any out there, who have not gotten into blowjobs or cum-shots yet, let me tell you what you are missing. First, guys love it. You let a man ejaculate in your mouth or on your body a few times, and he is like a puppy in your hands. Also, I think that any man who gets a good blow-job from wife or girlfriend two or three times a week is far less likely to wander on you, if that is a concern. It is amazing how fast guys lose their sexual wanderlust after they have cum. I think it is really true that if a man's getting what he needs at home, he will not be too tempted to wander. So if you are concerned with your guy's wandering eyes, and who would not be, in most situations, keep him drained dry whenever you can. Really, it’s amazing how easy we can manipulate them if we want to. Just make sure he takes care of you, too. Secondly, it doesn’t hurt! Semen is not like acid or anything. It is mostly water and fluid from the prostate gland, and about one percent or so actual sperms. Obviously, the taste can vary from guy to guy. I have found that sperm from guys who drink a lot of liquor, or have a very spicy diet, is not usually too palatable, and it can taste kind of salty too. Mostly though, it is just water and traces of other elements. It is not fattening, or liable to give you pimples, cellulite, or varicose veins, and it certainly will not get you pregnant if you swallow it! If you are squeamish about it, I suggest you just get used to it by having your man come on your stomach or boobs a few times, and playing with it with your fingers. Get a little bit on one finger and taste it. Once you have gotten used to the consistency and flavour, it becomes easier and easier, but if you have never seen it anywhere other than oozing out of your vagina, you will probably want to get used to it before it is all over your lips and face. Work up to it slowly. Spread some of the semen from your stomach or boobs onto your cheeks, feel the consistency of it, and absorb it. Rub it over your lips like gloss or lipstick. If you do this right, your guy may get hard all over again watching you, and you will get another fuck out of him. Some of us know how great it is to watch a guy cum close up. It is really a marvel of engineering. The little hole opens up, this white stuff comes shooting out, and sometimes he can get it to fly several feet! The amount he has depends on how long it has been since he last came, of course, but usually a one or two-day load is about right. Next time you want to see something really fascinating, ask your man to jerk off, and watch him real close up from the side. The head of his cock will leak a bit of pre-cum; his balls will sway back and forth. Then just before he ejaculates, they will pull up close to his crotch and if you are lucky, you will see the vein along the bottom of his cock pulse with the semen flowing through it. If you are really daring, tell him to do it about three inches in front of your face. I guarantee that he will shoot off in no time. Just be careful that he doesn’t get it in your eyes. It can sting if it is really salty. While we are on the subject, let us talk about that. Should you let a man come on your face? Some women say, "NO, never!" Others may say, "Sometimes, but not often." Others say, "Shit, yeah! Whenever he wants!" I am in the last group. There is nothing really wrong with it, and it does not make you a slut or whore just because you and your guy enjoy this kind of sexual expression. Probably some of the most stuck-up or catty bitches you know would never let a man come anywhere near their face, and I would not want to put myself in the same class as them. If you are really unsure about it, I suggest you get used to it in steps. First, if you have never had a man cum in your mouth, do that first. Once you are used to the feel of the cock pulsing and shooting, it is not so scary. Keep the head out of the back of your mouth, up near your lips, and you will feel the sperm shooting out more, and be able to taste it better. Then, when you are comfortable with that, take it out of your mouth when he cums, and let it shoot right into your mouth. You have to control it somewhat here, or it will invariably spray all over the place. That is a really neat feeling sometimes, feeling the sprays shoot right into the back of your mouth. Practice with a water gun or something first maybe, and get the hang of it. Finally, one time that is really special for you both, let the old blaster go off while it is pointed right at your nose. The first jolt is the hardest to get used to, because you never really know when it is going to hit. Even the best of us invariably flinch a bit, but once the first one hits you, the rest will be smaller and easier to get used to. Again, if the sperm is salty, you may have to close your eyes, or get ready to wipe them off real fast as I have had some that really stung for a second or two, but for the most part that is not really something to get upset over. Then again, this is where spectacles come in useful! When that first spray hits you, it will probably make you jerk your head back, and you have to resist the natural urge to turn away. If you can, direct the cock onto your cheekbones and lips. If the intensity and spray is strong enough, see if you can even get some on your forehead. To some guys, nothing looks sexier than your hair plastered down to your forehead with his sperm. Of course, we have to wash it out after a while, but what the hell; we have all had stickier stuff than that in our hair, right? After the guy (or guys!) has stopped cumming, you will want to rub the semen around and into your skin. It feels really sexy and good, and is better than if you let it dry on your skin, when it can get all crackly and dry out. Close your eyes and just revel in the feel and aroma of it, and remember that it is a precious gift from your man. If he is any good at all, your guy will probably be very appreciative of your performance, and who knows, may be ready for another go!